Constitutional Bureaucracy Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is Constitutional Bureaucracy?
A: It's a system where we, the all-knowing and all-powerful bureaucrats, will answer all your questions, and provide all the forms you'll need to fill out.
Q: Why do I need to fill out so many forms?
A: Because, in order for us to truly understand your question, we need 17 different forms, each one asking a slightly different version of the same thing.
Q: Can I just give you a simple yes or no answer?
A: Oh, no. You'll have to fill out the entire 27-question survey, and even then, we might still call you back to clarify your response.