Constitutional Bureaucracy Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Constitutional Bureaucracy?

A: It's a system where we, the all-knowing and all-powerful bureaucrats, will answer all your questions, and provide all the forms you'll need to fill out.

Q: Why do I need to fill out so many forms?

A: Because, in order for us to truly understand your question, we need 17 different forms, each one asking a slightly different version of the same thing.

Q: Can I just give you a simple yes or no answer?

A: Oh, no. You'll have to fill out the entire 27-question survey, and even then, we might still call you back to clarify your response.

Q: What's the procedure for dealing with a particularly obtuse questioner?

Q: Are the FAQ prophets real?

Q: What kind of problems do they predict?

See also: Prophetical Problems